ruthpower:

this scared the shit outta me when i was a wee lass

(via pricklylegs)

Teacher yells at kid in my class today about rocking in his chair. He replies:

“Oh yeah I forgot that chairs aren’t meant to hold people, they’re for flowers.”

Cue lol’ing for 20 minutes.

mileyhighrus:

ME

4794:

being megan fox’s creepy thumb in a world full of hand models

(via iphone420)

Pug Thug

vocaroo:

shout out to my friend for picking the most inappropriate background music for her class project on alzheimer’s disease

“somebody that i used to know”

(via fornicasian)